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Gav Taylor

Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 3328
Location: United Estates of Aycliffe  |
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:52 pm Post subject: Joe the Waiters similie's thread |
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so far we have...
on the Xmas stages rally: "Its like watching a marathon in a sports hall"
on using his Frontera to do a 12 car: "its like doing the London marathon in a bear suit"
does anyone know of any others??
possible over reliance of marathons perhaps. 
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bob_mck
Joined: 20 Feb 2008 Posts: 202
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Using a camper for the WRGB was like "carrying a wingback chair into the stage, its nice to sit down but not worth the effort to carry it". |
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Gav Taylor

Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 3328
Location: United Estates of Aycliffe  |
Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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ah yes bob forgot about that one. Good similie however.  _________________
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joe_the_waiter
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Gav Taylor wrote: | I'd settle for quattro without the ALS like, just meant in general.
That'd be like turning down a BJ from a 21 year old swedish blonde because she had somet stuck in her teeth...wouldnt happen.
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Gav talking about noises in the forest |
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Gav Taylor

Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 3328
Location: United Estates of Aycliffe  |
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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ha spending to much time at rallies with you mate. everything has to be a similie  _________________
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joe_the_waiter
Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 1047
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Gav Taylor wrote: | Its like breaking out a hannah montana kids lunchbox with a 2 pack of tesco sausage rolls and a bottle of panda cola in it at the Eton summer picnic.
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describing The Club Secs' Pug 106 Rallye, in the company of the Ferrari owners club |
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joe_the_waiter
Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 1047
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Gav Taylor wrote: | | Cant wait to hear the C4 flat out it sounds like Cruella De Vill trying to do a donald duck impression after 40 marlboro red's. Epic. |
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Gav Taylor

Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 3328
Location: United Estates of Aycliffe  |
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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| joe_the_waiter wrote: | | Gav Taylor wrote: | | Cant wait to hear the C4 flat out it sounds like Cruella De Vill trying to do a donald duck impression after 40 marlboro red's. Epic. |
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and what a fine, fine sound that will be Mr Brownridge.
The Worlds best engineers developing the Worlds best rally car, driven by the Worlds best driver...truly a sight and sound to behold.
I'm in.
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