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Michelle



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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:30 pm    Post subject: Jokes Page Reply with quote Back to top

Hi place your jokes on here.  


 
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Michelle



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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:45 pm    Post subject: sorry Reply with quote Back to top

hi had to delete that joke, sorry if it caused offence to anyone.

Last edited by Michelle on Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:18 pm; edited 1 time in total
 
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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

now now chelle i thought you were a good clean lass not a DIRTY DIRTY GIRL you minx
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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Very rude, you'll fit right in on here!
 
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Gav Taylor



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 PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

damn!!  missed it!
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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

 
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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

steafy now big man! we'll all get arrested!
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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

am i missing summet?
 
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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

took me a while I must admit dave
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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

 
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slippy



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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Found this in Tesco  


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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Gaylor knows all about that.
 
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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

kiss kiss bang bang  
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 PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

1919 poster from the states....



F***king too right they wont!!!  
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 PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fl6jfOEPJGk&feature=related

 
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 PostPosted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top


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 PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

The article gets the venue wrong it was actually Skelton beach and Bob was on duty that day and had to tease the blokes nads free.
 
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 PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

   

what technique did you use Bob?


should have just given a firm flick...that would have torn his gonads off
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bob_mck



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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

hahaha
i would have given them a kick
 
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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

more likely a lick.


 
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