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| Gav Taylor |
Any other sad bast**ds stopping in tonight or it just me?
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| slippy |
Just you sado
Is Emspem not popping round ??? 
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| Gav Taylor |
aye she came over for a quick shag and a bottle of white star, that was about it. | ||||||||
| slippy |
God help her | ||||||||
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| Gav Taylor |
ahem when will I here about those test results EmSpem 
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| club sec |
you mean you didn't tell her you had raging cockrot? | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
I thought it would be Ok if it was the dungbox. | ||||||||
| club sec |
Is that a new nightclub in Aycliffe? | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
oh mate get urself into the The Dungbox, you'll have a great night! | ||||||||
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| Gav Taylor |
obviously veoted by Mrs Peacock then....control your women. 
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| club sec |
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| Gav Taylor |
ha Peacocks owned!!
big time! |
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| EmSpem |
WTF s white star?!? Rofl at this chit chat - would take a v different angle if u all knew I was really a minging looking butch dyke type
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| club sec |
Just how Gav likes 'em.
Dm's, checked shirts and a mullet. |
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| Gav Taylor |
Mmmmmm 
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| slippy |
All thise wanting to see a pic of Em Spem say aye 
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| club sec |
this is her with her sister
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| club sec |
10 cans of spesh later...............
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| slippy |
Has Gaylor hijacked the Sec's account ???? | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
'king hell Peacock...bit harsh even for me that one like! |
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| Gav Taylor |
nah mate, would dee that like even tho I have the power (Taylor) to. Would want to start doing that to be fair where all big boys, nudge nudge emspem 
Peacock being a harshy all on his own.
yep me too have to now Emspem with all the hype surrounding you. So heres my "AYE" |
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| joe_the_waiter |
dont need a pic... i know what she looks like.
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| Gav Taylor |
didnt tell me you've shagged her as well mate!! 
When was this? |
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| EmSpem |
We had 24hrs of pure pleasure.... mind there was a lil pain afterwards like
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| club sec |
No lube, huh. | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
I swear by this when beating down a fillys back gates 
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| Gav Taylor |
After the lay off Daves had (measured in decades, not days like you or I) I doubt he would last 2.4 seconds never mind hours! so howay EmSpem wheres this is pic were all dying to see!!! |
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| EmSpem |
Pic of my good side (since my bad side's already been posted up!)
http://www.oxford-chiltern-bus-pa...ML2278-back-end%20081205%20mc.jpg |
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| club sec |
had you down more as a number 37 to North Tees hospital. | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
my respect for you has gone Peacock. You know bus routes and numbers.
And I thought you were cool man..... |
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| club sec |
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| Gav Taylor |
man down, man down. |
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| slippy |
Is that a observation or a request Gaylor
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| Gav Taylor |
observation from my S&M birdcage
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| club sec |
Emspem got you tied up again?
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| Gav Taylor |
dam right cant beat a black PVC gimp suit man. | ||||||||
| EmSpem |
Tied up - but not in that sense - Ive been a busy bee work work work - slaving away no time no time
Believe the correct term is "rushing around like a blue arsed fly"
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| club sec |
Very eloquent. | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
of course Sec, to go with her middle class looks and clothes 
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| Gav Taylor |
just noticed this reply! and to think I've been wanking over the mental perception of you for the last 3 weeks 
at least tell me you have big bangers. |
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| club sec |
Ha, ha. | ||||||||
| EmSpem |
But of course
Least you've had some sort of exercise - every little helps. I don't have any bangers - my cars are all lovely thanks
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| club sec |
I thought he was asking about sauages, must mean cumberland. Is he coming for tea? | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
so your a minging looking butch dyke type with a flat chest as well? EmSpem, where did it all go wrong baby
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| slippy |
When she joined the SDMC and was exposed to Gaylor
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| Gav Taylor |
wouldnt be the first to suffer from Gaylor exposure like
ho hum
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| slippy |
Didn't you get banned from your local park for that 
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| EmSpem |
Yup nowt like a bit of good quality sausage - well seasoned, high meat content - Good place in Helmsley does home made jobbies and obviously that's a good excuse to use that nice bit of road to get there
Yup afraid so - still - can't have everything - one can't be greedy |
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| club sec |
butch flat chested dykes are just up Gaylor's street, him being in denial n'all. Next step full on homo. | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
ha ya cock! | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
got banned from more than the local park son
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| Gav Taylor |
so what qualities do you have that I can actually have a harry hug over then mate?
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| EmSpem |
I'm Female
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| Gav Taylor |
that'll do
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| club sec |
You have just failed Gav Taylors first pre-requisite for a ham shank. try again by choosing from the options below.
Male Eunuch Lady boy hermaphrodite sheep |
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| Gav Taylor |
Goats French women zebu's also acceptable. |
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| club sec |
Gerbil's
Hamster's lasses from Shildon. |
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| Gav Taylor |
the recently deceased
incontinent pensioners (liquid only please) janette krankie |
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| joe_the_waiter |
nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo its all going wrong again | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
jealously will get you no where JTW just cos your names not on any of the lists.
now put your toys back in your pram and be a good boy. |
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| Gav Taylor |
what image of the forum are you trying to convey like Dave? |
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