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| Gav Taylor |
Find Bob_McK a GirlfriendI believe it is now timely that we pool our resources and try and get our bob a decent bit of blart.does anyones birds have any decent single mates our bob could sink the pink with? |
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| club sec |
Dave? | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
candidate or some good leads? I'm thinking the first ! | ||||||||
| EmSpem |
Sorry most of my friends are blokes and the rest (female) are married | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
I was talking to Bob at the club last night guys and he really is depending on this thread to get his nuts emptied so dig deep comrades lets get our bob a poke in time for christmas. 
emspem...you dont have any single bird friends, shameful who do you talk to about various feminine issues such as "the best tampon" or "is girth directly related to pleasure on an exponential scale" and "at what age is it ok to start wearing tena lady" and the like |
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| club sec |
The Hoff is a legend, I reckon he's just playing it cool. | ||||||||
| EmSpem |
ROFL you nut - I really don't know what makes you think that I want to talk about rubbish like that a) I don't think girls discuss 'the best tampon' b) I directly find out about girth - I don't need to ask and besides everyone is different - thus pointless convo and c) I hope I never have to discuss tena lady because i) I haven't had a child and do not intend to and ii) I'm only 30!!! not 300!!!!!! <rolls eyes> When I talk to my friends I do not want to discuss such pointles matters eeeeeee - and btw - I'm a girl but I should have been born with nuts 
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| club sec |
You can borrow Bobs nuts, sounds like he's not using them at present. | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
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| bob_mck |
Right, i think its about time i had my input since its going nowhere.
Firstly, any lass is welcome to my nuts  . Also i dont remember saying to gav about emptying my nuts, but i do remember gav saying that he wouldnt mind staying at daves one night. I dont want to speculate, but it sounds like someone is coming out of the closet to me
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| Gav Taylor |
go on son, you might be from Skelton but you have the brain of aycliffian...if it moves and its female f**k it! there again dead girls dont say no but I never told you that.
I mooted the possibility at stopping at Casa Brownridges so I could have a few beers and enjoy the night rather than drive home. Indeed Bob it does sound as if you are speculating with your frank insinuation that I am somehow a faggot. 
You will see on WRC GB with our hareem of welsh blart we jackhammer our way through I'm no arse bandit. never heard of the "V8 shuffle" ....  is it me or do all welsh valley girls have massive bangers?
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| club sec |
They are called udders, any vet will tell you that. | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
mate thats very very rich coming from someone who's lucky enough to have a wife as blessed as yours! |
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| club sec |
You might have a point about fat-titted Welsh girls........
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| Gav Taylor |
check out the bangers on that man...mint!! 
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| club sec |
I'd worship at that church. | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
I'd happily donate to that church as well fnarr fnarr | ||||||||
| bob_mck |
i bet the collection box has had a few donations | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
the box at the front door or the back door? | ||||||||
| bob_mck |
probly both
you know what them welsh lasses are like |
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| slippy |
I wouldn't mind getting into her rectory
Is she cheggers there or what those are some seriously weighty chebs
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| club sec |
Mmm boobies 
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| sparky2i |
trouble with most off the lasses in wales is they have a wide ass to go with those big top bollock's | ||||||||
| slippy |
A very eloequent input Mark thanks for that 
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| Gav Taylor |
a lyrical masterpiece without doubt. | ||||||||
| slippy |
Indeed
Anbody else go up to Pickering today for the Malton stages |
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| Gav Taylor |
dave, ste and rob did I slept in after a very heavy session yesterday | ||||||||
| slippy |
I was rough this morning like was at a wedding yesterday
CACK DAY TODAY SEE HERE |
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| Gav Taylor |
you sound like a women mate 
glad i didnt go now, piss poor entry, piss poor weather and timings that were shite. |
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| slippy |
I tried to keep my moaning tone to a minimum as i was pretty fooking ticked off this afternoon I can tell you 
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| Gav Taylor |
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| slippy |
Do one Gaylor
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| Gav Taylor |
ha mint. | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
Gok does a mean chips, peas and gravy as well!
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| slippy |
How nice are Chinkey chips
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| Gav Taylor |
cant beat them man, a shear quality combo of saturated fat, starchy carbs and heart friendly salt. 
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| slippy |
Lapish with gravy as well
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| Gav Taylor |
a man after my own heart | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
Bobs funding source for the Xsara WRC disrupted HERE!
how you gonna buy your tyres for the TOH now Bob lad!!! |
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| bob_mck |
haha its orite mate, i dont keep my eggs all in one basket
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| Gav Taylor |
ah yeah remember you telling me you had your finger in a few Polish prostituion rings around boro like.
you should bring a few with you to GB so if we dont score any decent valley quim we can at least get stuck into some eastern block mapatasi 
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| bob_mck |
i think they are even below your standards.
Athough having said that, i dont know if they are
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| club sec |
Theres not much below Gav's standards | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
what does "standards" mean? 
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| bob_mck |
a pulse!!! 
although that isnt isnt always a good thing |
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| club sec |
I like necrophilia, beastiality and sado machasism, but some times it's just like flogging a dead horse....................... | ||||||||
| slippy |
I like that one
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| Gav Taylor |
good line! where was that pilfered from?
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| Gav Taylor |
come on peeps lets get our Bob a bird
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| Gav Taylor |
looks like our Bob will have to turn gay then lads, what with no eligible females coming forward. I even sent Emspem a text emspem to see if she would give you a quickie, but she said no, sorry bro.
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| bob_mck |
oh well, her loss
i know one thing for sure, im not turning. Sorry |
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| Gav Taylor |
mate with the hareem of birds we'll get through on GB it'll be all good son, stick with me lad
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| club sec |
Sounds like Emspem enjoys eating carpet. | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
looks that way
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| joe_the_waiter |
shag pile | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
can you really put "shag" and "emspem" in the same thread tho"?
i mean I've been there and took one for the team but.... |
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| EmSpem |
<barf> far prefer laminate flooring/lino
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| club sec |
The clean smooth finish, quite fond of that myself! :
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| club sec |
EmSpem's identity revealed.......
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| EmSpem |
Guilty as charged
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| club sec |
So you are "a lady". | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
lady-ish
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| club sec |
EmSpem needs a PC at home so she can hoy abuse on here after work hours. | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
true like its no good having a daily 5 minute window to respond to the torrent of abuse we give the poor girl. Dunno why she puts up with it!
cos she loves it really!!!! |
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| EmSpem |
Wouldn't make any difference - I'd never go on it - wouldn't have time - I have a life
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| club sec |
Oooh,get Spemily with her life, handbags at the ready. | ||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
I manage both, thought split arses could multi task?? |
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| EmSpem |
ROFL
Oh I do I multimultimultimulti task - and when I've finished doing that I usually don't even have time for TV it's just sleep zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ |
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| Gav Taylor |
do you not even have 5 mins for a quick dildo sesh to "wind down" | ||||||||
| club sec |
Not much of a fan of Dildo, her music is a bit too whiny, Like the sample on Stan by Eminem(spem) though.
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| Gav Taylor |
weak ha | ||||||||
| EmSpem |
She has a new album out now I believe
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