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| joe_the_waiter |
well.... spoke to him earlier.... and despite Trackrod not running till tomorrow... says he's going at 3 this afternoon to meet a guy from hull and they are staying in the forest together.
now... before he starts..... yes... me and Ste spend nights in the forest (note to EmSpem... Ste is my cousin), but that is because of very early starts setting up stages etc... but 3pm the day before?? and he's only spectating??? and "a guy from Hull" (his words)...????? i can see him now....... glass of wine in hand, by a tree... rug on the floor........ lets leave it there... |
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| Gav Taylor |
Was a rally expo mate do it every year in langdale, done it for the North Humberside as well. The guys married man, we just share common interests like doing survival type stuff as I told you on the phone tonight he's a mate from Aycliffe who works and lives in Dull. We didnt share a tent in fact we didnt even take one! No need. Just extra weight |
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| slippy |
Me thinks thee protests to much
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| joe_the_waiter |
where did the tent bit come from ??? | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
Just the implication of some sort of romantic encounter with my mate.
Simply setting the record straight lads! |
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| joe_the_waiter |
Well..... they do say 'motorsport is dangerous' |
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| Gav Taylor |
dam right mate,
dunno how "motorsport is dangerous" & forest survival tie in like? 
expand old boy... |
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| joe_the_waiter |
A =
B =
A+B =
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| Gav Taylor |
nowt dangerous about forest survival if you possess the right kit and have learnt the skills 
I have just as comfy a nights sleep in the forest as I do back home 
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| club sec |
except for the "deliverance" moments when squealing like a pig. |
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| Gav Taylor |
mate if you see the size of the knife I take the only squealing is from the pig when I slash its throat and start slicing its arse off to fry for a bacon sarnie 
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| club sec |
Whilst being scuttled by a redneck of course 
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| Gav Taylor |
correction...
whilst scuttling a redneck, up the dungbox!
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| club sec |
No, Ithink I was right
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| Gav Taylor |
lets settle the arguement...smell my fingers.
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| club sec |
Not your mam again
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| Gav Taylor |
aye,
saw her yesterday she said you lasted your usual 10 seconds again mate on friday night. 
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| club sec |
That's right, twice. | ||||||
| slippy |
Enough 
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| Gav Taylor |
slippys getting jealous, mate my mams game enough to do you all, just form a queue boys, everyones welcome
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| slippy |
I'm sure she would over the moon to hear her son saying, na, posting that on a public forum
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| Gav Taylor |
my mams mint man, she's more of mad head then me, lives in a big house drives a new merc has an immaculate Capri Brooklands in the garage, (well its me step dads or "paul" as I call him) likes her wine.
When I get out rallying myself she'll be there no danger cooking the bacon sarnies and generally sorting me out you'll meet her man she's mint.
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| slippy |
Good to hear mate
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| Gav Taylor |
so can I tell her your up for nailling her next friday aye? | ||||||
| slippy |
Just put me down for a half hour session I don't want to damage her
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| joe_the_waiter |
nooooooooo... its all gone wrong. Gav man.... calm down.
remember.... EmSpem started this thread.... whats she gonna think when she gets to work tomorrow and sees all this shit???
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| Gav Taylor |
mate even a black man whos mam conceived him with an elephant wont frighten my mother
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| joe_the_waiter |
Ahhhhh, seems yesterday DID happen.... i'm just in a parallel universe.... | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
think you need to talk to Frank mate
hitting the old  a bit too much
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| club sec |
I think it's just fumes from the frontera piped straight in to the cabin. | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
thats only vegetable oil fumes tho, he must be sprinkling in some chabanga into the tank as well | ||||||
| club sec |
Emspem scared off- Official. | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
what has she said to like?
exchanging flirty PMs with her are we...what will Mrs peacock say
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| club sec |
No, just going by the lack of postings on the forum, hang on is she still in your dungeon Gav? 
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| Gav Taylor |
I wish...errr I mean what dungeon? 
if your out there EmSpem that thing you wanted me to order has arrived
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| EmSpem |
OMG you loon - I've just opened that hyperlink in front of my colleague at wk!!!!! I thought I told you to keep things like that private 
I haven't been scared off - just busy - only been at wk for first part of week - was at Queen concert in Birmingham on Thurs and hol on Fri - Stayed at Fort Dunlop Travel lodge and the garden at the front was bedded with shredded tyres which I thought was mega cool and down the rd there was Bentley, Jag and Lambo garages - was in my element lol Also yesterday was mainly taken up with trying to sort flamin Alfa exhaust out GRrrrrrrrrr 
So I'm here really just browsing - also trying to sort out at least 2 teams for 24 hr karting next year and a northern event for June for Clubcento so been rather distracted - soz folks - I don't scare easily
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| club sec |
Don't mention tyre shredding to Taylor or he'll be off on one  "It's his life"
If you don't scare easily you haven't met JTW
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| joe_the_waiter |
As it happens..... she has met me..... and i dont think she was scared.
maybe she might be in your company... but not in mine |
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| Gav Taylor |
so why did she spray CS gas in your face and kick you in the knackers?? |
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| club sec |
natural reaction
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| Gav Taylor |
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| joe_the_waiter |
how would you know?? as usual.... you weren't there. |
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| club sec |
 Touche!
Dave 1 Gav 0 |
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| Gav Taylor |
I showed my face at the event you pi$$ed off to work so I didnt see you. |
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| club sec |
1 -1 | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
make sure all your team are A blonde and B single. Hope you liked the hogtie, looking forward to giving it a blast on friday. Shredded tyres are not cool...they are utter crap, quite valuable tho in the current economic climate as it happens, having the same calorific value as coal
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| slippy |
You been drinking again Gaylor | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
no mate just stating facts and prerequisites 
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| EmSpem |
A Blonde - can do that - B single - sure I can manage that too ...only prob is is that they will all have third legs... I mean with an almost all male (98%) database of members can't do anyting more for you there mate - but you gets what you ask for n that's what matters - Customer Service = customer satisfaction
Shredded tyres are cool - you can bounce on them - as for burning them - although burnt rubber is one of the best smells imo I'm not sure how I'd like to smell them in my front room - I'm sure they're not the cleanest of fuels either (not that coal is like but...) I'm rambling now so I'll shut it <blush> |
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| Gav Taylor |
I'm not one to sample lads like so will leave your kind offer where it stands. the shredded tyre is sold to cement makers who burnt it in their kilns, there're that hot all the the shred gets completely burnt including the steel beading. I wouldnt set fire to a pile of tyre shred in your coal fire at home the smoke would black dearest EmSpem |
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| EmSpem |
Ahaa ic - didn't think of it in that kinda application - v good Rofl - I know how black tyre smoke is - lived in Boro my whole live - they used to have a tyre bonfire every wkend over boarder and you could see n smell it for miles around - might even have wafted your way up there in wooleyback land 
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| club sec |
Over the border where all the "ladies" used to hang out, Gav'll know where that is. | ||||||
| EmSpem |
Actually you seem to know a little too much about it yourself now don't u
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| club sec |
Aye but I'm local and he's in Aycliffe. | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
wooleyback land? its great here man trees and grass and everything! Didnt you see them as you were doing the walk of shame from mine last sunday morning?
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| slippy |
What you didn't even pay for her to get a cab
Tight get
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| Gav Taylor |
have you seen the taxis in Aycliffe mate...
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| club sec |
Left your phone in the back of that one did you? | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
ha aye mate. Just got it back now. Relief!!!! | ||||||
| club sec |
Lots of missed calls from Dave no doubt
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| Gav Taylor |
31 but just 1 from Dave surprisingly
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| club sec |
Must admit I could quite get used to a midday sherbert on a saturday. | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
I usually do either a sat or sunday...thing is it normally goes on until about 8pm
Was good to put a face to the name club sec 
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| joe_the_waiter |
? you mean you've never met Martin?? |
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| EmSpem |
Ah I'll let u off them lol You're right anyway - in the name n shame section it's always folk outside the area use their services
Sorry it was dark
oh and funnily enough we have those tree things in boro too and grass
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| club sec |
Different type of grass to that which Gav is used to
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| Gav Taylor |
ha funny you should say that mate I almost went to Amsterdam on monday, had the chance of free trip cos one of the lads dropped out last minute. was just one of those sail there spend a day there and sail back jobs like. |
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| slippy |
I thought they had change the laws there now ?
I vowed I'd never go again after last time, note to self do not smoke mushrooms
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| Gav Taylor |
think they have banned baccy smoking but you can still smoke the lambs bread.
Its a wild old place the dam like you smoked some shrooms you nutter just necked mine like. saying that you are crazy smoggys like. |
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| slippy |
Never again mate trust me on that score
I would go back for a cultured weekend of sight seeing with Mrs S but not a weeked of maximum consumption with the boys
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| club sec |
So a trip to the sex museum it is then. | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
my drug fuelled hedonistic nights stopped when i finished uni
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| Gav Taylor |
no mate is was a mirage of me who "serviced" for him on the christmas stages. |
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| joe_the_waiter |
are you sure Martin wasnt the mirage after one of your sessions? | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
I was actually surprisingly sober mate seeing as though I drove there and only had one (1) pint. unheard of for me I know
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| slippy |
Who'sdoing the Xmas Stages this year ?
Hopefully I will be shaking down some new wheels 
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| club sec |
Unless Vegas treats me well, I won't be. | ||||||
| Gav Taylor |
hows the deal progressing anyway mate? |
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| slippy |
Nicely
Despoit taken on the Clio and a couple of proven 205's in the pipe line
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| Gav Taylor |
good work slip son!! | ||||||
| slippy |
Cheers mate hair brain 37 section 12 not yet complete but well on it's way
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| Gav Taylor |
is that cos of the diff? | ||||||
| slippy |
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| Gav Taylor |
mujst of misread the email you forwarded about the guy saying you needed to change the diff or somet for that orange 205 | ||||||
| slippy |
Aye your right sorry mate it's currently in scholarship spec so running a trans X platd diff where as I'll need a Quaiffe | ||||||