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Gav Taylor

Joe the Waiters similie's thread

so far we have...

on the Xmas stages rally:  "Its like watching a marathon in a sports hall"

on using his Frontera to do a 12 car: "its like doing the London marathon in a bear suit"

does anyone know of any others??

possible over reliance of marathons perhaps.  
bob_mck

Using a camper for the WRGB was like "carrying a wingback chair into the stage, its nice to sit down but not worth the effort to carry it".
Gav Taylor

ah yes bob forgot about that one. Good similie however.  
joe_the_waiter

Gav Taylor wrote:
I'd settle for quattro without the ALS like, just meant in general.

That'd be like turning down a BJ from a 21 year old swedish blonde because she had somet stuck in her teeth...wouldnt happen.


Gav talking about noises in the forest
Gav Taylor

ha spending to much time at rallies with you mate. everything has to be a similie  
joe_the_waiter

Gav Taylor wrote:
Its like breaking out a hannah montana kids lunchbox with a 2 pack of tesco sausage rolls and a bottle of panda cola in it at the Eton summer picnic.


  describing The Club Secs' Pug 106 Rallye, in the company of the Ferrari owners club
joe_the_waiter

Gav Taylor wrote:
Cant wait to hear the C4 flat out it sounds like Cruella De Vill trying to do a donald duck impression after 40 marlboro red's. Epic.
Gav Taylor

joe_the_waiter wrote:
Gav Taylor wrote:
Cant wait to hear the C4 flat out it sounds like Cruella De Vill trying to do a donald duck impression after 40 marlboro red's. Epic.


and what a fine, fine sound that will be Mr Brownridge.

The Worlds best engineers developing the Worlds best rally car, driven by the Worlds best driver...truly a sight and sound to behold.

I'm in.

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