| Archive for Stockton & District Motor Club The forum of Stockton & District Motor Club |
| Gav Taylor |
Last man standinglooks like it just me holding the forum up but rest assured I'll be here for the long haul, no credit crunch will get Team Taylor.as a catalyst to firing the forum up I now lay the gaunlet down and ask any visitor to ask me "any question" they want to know an answer to... ask away my friends....open for business... |
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| slippy |
How come you are not competing yet ? | ||||||||||
| club sec |
How long are you going to use lame excuses for not getting out on events? | ||||||||||
| joe_the_waiter |
when will your alcohol abuse stop? | ||||||||||
| slippy |
Why is your avatar a startled skeleton | ||||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
financial restrictions. |
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| Gav Taylor |
the use of the word lame is perceptive by the individual. |
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| Gav Taylor |
when I stop enjoying it. |
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| Gav Taylor |
a tribute to the legendary Achmed |
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| club sec |
How long can you keep denying your blatant homosexuality? | ||||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
until such time as it is morally and socially acceptable. |
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| slippy |
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| Gav Taylor |
canny funny like. 
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| slippy |
SILENCE !!!!!
I Keeeel you 
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| Road Rally Dave |
What should I get for Mrs RRD's Xmas present ? | ||||||||||
| club sec |
I am sure she would like a pair of mud and snow tyres or perhaps some spotlamps. | ||||||||||
| Gav Taylor |
It would depend on the desired effect one requires from the giving of gifts at Christmas. For some back door action on boxing day a high cost / high value item or more commonly for this effect items are favoured by the female species. If you just want to shut her up a £5 boxset of bubblebath will suffice, though avoid tesco value stuff, unless you are a true pikey. A middle of the road option would perhaps be a pamper day at a local beauty spa. This has the added value to yourself of dropping her off and eyeing up all the glammed to the nines 19 year blondes girls who always work at such establishments in those tight short white dresses. Then driving home fantasising all the way about the aforementioned blondes, knowing the house is empty should you want to take the fantasy "further" when you get back. next. |
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| Road Rally Dave |
Is it possible to combine
with option
to provide desired effect for no more than a tenner ?? 
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| Gav Taylor |
of course, RRD simply administer 4 of these little beauties on christmas eve, give her one when shes out for the count (if desired) buy a posh bottle of bubble bath and the next morning tell her "you got through some wine at your spa day at **insert over priced beauty spa here*** didnt you sweetheart, at least you took a bottle of the bubblebath home. unforunately for the fantasy side of things you will have to rifle her purse get a fiver out and buy a copy of Men Only, if she asks where her money has gone, simply say to her "you told me you gave the girlies a tip." see Slippy for the roofies by the way 
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