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| club sec |
November 23rdEntries are now open for the final race of the year. |
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| Gav Taylor |
does it finish with a black tie dinner?
come to think of it does the club as a whole have an end of season black tie dinner? |
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| club sec |
Yes, you're the organiser. | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
where do you fancy venue wise? | ||||
| club sec |
As above | ||||
| joe_the_waiter |
 but he wouldnt turn up anyway.... 
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| Gav Taylor |
the turn out would be abysmal anyway so its a none starter. 
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| club sec |
It would be with that attitude. | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
true mate but I'm being a realist. Who would hire a DJ and pay the money out of our members
I'll put forward some other social event ideas 
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| club sec |
Perhaps you need to talk to JTW then as he has big plans afoot for a large do. | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
oh yeah, forgot about that. Will speak to him tomorrow in otterburn 
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| club sec |
Sunday November 23rd, 11.30 sign on, 12 noon race start, Last race of the year and the title decider.
£50 per person, 1 hour track time all kit and twin engined pro-kart provided. Kart entry list for race on November 23rd 2008 as of Nov 2nd. 1 Brian Naylor r a 2 Paul Turner r a 3 Colin Peacock r a 4 Paul Blackwell r a 5 Keith Clough r a 6 Warren Clough r a 7 Jason Smith r b 8 Shaun Gallagher r b 9 Steve Harmsworth r b 10 Ahmed Sabir 11 Alex Hall 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 r indicates registered for championship d indicates deposit paid a/ b championship class |
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| rednax86 |
Hi Guys, I'd love to come along to this if there's enough space. I've been meaning to come along for a while now; will hopefully get myself involved next season. Have done a bit of karting in the past - used to go to the Teesside track a bit, so would be good to get back racing in a competitive field. | ||||
| steaallan |
you will be more than welcome to come along and join in or even just watch and welcome to the forum | ||||
| club sec |
Need more bodies for karting, put the word out. | ||||
| bob_mck |
can you add my name please, il try and get round this time 
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| club sec |
I'll put the JCB on alert. 
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| bob_mck |
cheers fella
one job less to do |
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| Gav Taylor |
and Great North Air Ambulance, Next of Kin, Co-operative funeral parlour,
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| bob_mck |
i think your mixing me up with JTW. i offroad in go-carts, not write them off
Will you be in the starting grid, or are you scared of the competition |
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| Gav Taylor |
I dont do micky mouse stuff mate, bar the 24.
you do know £50 will buy you a lot more fun only a few miles away dont you 
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| bob_mck |
you will get a lot more fun for £50 in boro, plus change | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
where do you think I am most weds nights and the odd sunday
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| club sec |
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| Gav Taylor |
is no. 13 our one and only EmSpem entered under a non media / OK magazine attracting guise?
If it is I apologise now and have already sold heat magazine the details. |
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| club sec |
Er, no. Lindsay is a bloke and surely Emspem is called Emma?
(soon to be proved wrong no doubt). |
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| EmSpem |
Yes - WRONG 
Haven't the coin to join in (spent nearly £200 on Alfa this wk on exhaust and tyre!) but might pop down to spectate - I am also qualified first aider so if anyone has a big off and needs any amputations performing I'll bring my hacksaw - I'll do a neat job - promise
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| club sec |
Emily?
where were you when we needed you? If you'd been at the last race there were loads of accidents, JTW would have been prime amputee material (in a deathproof style). |
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| EmSpem |
CORRECT! Give the guy a gold star! Ah well - a wasted opportunity there then
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| Gav Taylor |
JTW has a cock on his forehead that needs sawing off if you get 30 seconds. |
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| club sec |
Harsh that one GT.
So how do you get Spem? |
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| Gav Taylor |
just banter with dave man he knows the crack.
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| joe_the_waiter |
yeah... the crack will be on your forehead |
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| Gav Taylor |
so you could in effect shag my forehead with yours then?
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| club sec |
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| EmSpem |
Because when I was a kid I used to make up horrid rhymes using my sisters name so to get me back she used to try the same thing but Emily doesn't rhyme with anything - so it became Emily Spemily and then shortened to EmSpem in other cases - her rhymes were crap compared to mine though
You're sick man |
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| Gav Taylor |
only 3 people have ever said that to me mate..you, Bob_Mcks mam and a judge at Teesside Crown court when passing sentence. |
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| club sec |
And your quack when he said you got cock rot off that goat. | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
oh aye, forgot about that 
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| EmSpem |
Cool - at least I'm amongst good quality folk then 
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| Gav Taylor |
ahhh a fan of the "Licking ya balls" smiley are we? Good skills. |
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| EmSpem |
Well - if that's what you'd like to think then that's ok.... we forgive you
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| club sec |
Gav licks balls, usually his own. | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
hands up who hasnt tried to suck their own cock at some point in their lives?
"just to see if they could" case rested. |
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| joe_the_waiter |
 i have never tried that....... whos the odd one here???
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| bob_mck |
to be honest, ive considered trying but then decided against it for 2 reasons. If people could, there would be no prostitutes, also its WRONG. Is it classed as incest?? | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
nope not incest under the good old masturbation banner which reads...
"•Self-stimulation of the genitals to achieve sexual arousal and pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm (sexual climax)." Why wouldnt there be any prozza's left? Are you suggesting its a substitute? what happens when your alone in atent at the top of Helvelyn and you fancy a BJ? where the prozza's then Bob lad?
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| bob_mck |
well, a reduction rather than none
thats what the support crew are for |
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| Gav Taylor |
for GB?
you sorted those Polish Jibber jabbers outyet 
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| bob_mck |
no for Helvelyn
ive told ya, dont go polish. 
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| Gav Taylor |
aaah I see the swedish exchange students
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| bob_mck |
good choice
i thought you would have gone russian |
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| club sec |
Do you have any idea how gay you sound? | ||||
| bob_mck |
who??
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| club sec |
A man who tries to fellate himself taking a young impressionable young lad in to the woods in a cosy camper van with alcohol on tap, and you ask who sounds gay? | ||||
| bob_mck |
ah ok
i see your point il sleep on my back for safety. cant be too careful these days |
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| Gav Taylor |
what you trying to save like son?
hetro to the max me man! Just got me marshalls pass for GB off Dave as well mate...game on!! |
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| bob_mck |
really?? i thought the early release of passes is hush hush
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| Gav Taylor |
ha WTF goes through your mind man I see it as an epic adventure into the forests with a like minded rallyist in comparative luxery living accomodation compared to when normally out on a rally. Good food and alcohol just add to experience, especially when we look out of the window and see dave and ste trying to cook beans on there camping stove outside in the gales and snow, in the dark. as me and bob kick back by the fire with the tele on while our steaks are cooking under the grill ( on separate setees I must state) |
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| joe_the_waiter |
FIRE ????? in the camper??? does your boss know what you got planned? |
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| Gav Taylor |
it has a gas fire fitted in the corner of the living room | ||||
| club sec |
Fire, cooker DVD player and a selection of Gav's fave discs
Lord of the ring, Homo alone, Spartacus, Brokeback mountain, deliverance. |
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| Gav Taylor |
you are a wanna be faggot...no danger. |
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| club sec |
Is that the opinion of a bona fide fag? | ||||
| EmSpem |
Funnily enough my dog does that all the time
Erm ME - well not any more anyway
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| Gav Taylor |
yep
see you tonight big boy x |
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| joe_the_waiter |
"I'm Spartacus" | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
eh??
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| rednax86 |
So, erm, who's going to win?! I'm looking forward to this!
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| Gav Taylor |
the smart money is on Rednax86 
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| joe_the_waiter |
Gav, you obviously havent seen the film Spartacus...... other wise you would of known what to reply with | ||||
| club sec |
Spartacus is a thinly veiled film about homosexual activity, of course he has seen it. | ||||
| EmSpem |
Hope you guys are looking fwd to the snow karting at the weekend Toasty
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| rednax86 |
is that smart money like monopoly money? if so, pile it on! |
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| EmSpem |
I'll have a pop along on Sunday if it's not icy and snowing - so if you see me - the butch dyke come over and say hi | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
dam I'm busy on sunday otherwise i would have came just to meet EmSpem.
name to the face and all that. |
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| club sec |
You could always just flip her over.......... |
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| EmSpem |
Awe what a shame... Your loss
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| Gav Taylor |
what are you trying to insinuate dear boy? |
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| Gav Taylor |
yep
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| Gav Taylor |
dunno about you smoggys but there's a covering of snow in Aycliffe, karting will be fun on slicks in the snow
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| bob_mck |
aye, out in the sticks there was a good 1-2 insh snow covering. Word on the wire is that its slushy at south bank. But thats unofficial | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
have you sent your weather crew out have you mate? whats the track tempertaure?
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| steaallan |
sorry but its always slushy at southbank have you ever met any of the lasses from over there | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
yeah, I still have to apply the cream 3 times a day.
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| skodaman |
not quite a snow karting event, the boring gaffers at teesside autodrome scaped the circuit off! Good fun mind, never saw Bob Mc stuck in the mud this time so he's getting better! | ||||
| bob_mck |
haha i was close
n i spun on the long right hand corner at full tilt on the first lap, n where dave spun but i missed the tyre wall by inches |
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| rednax86 |
I had a nice trip into the tyre wall at full tilt during practice, something bent because the steering was to pot after that - still qualified 6th, finished 6th - not too bad considering the amount of time i spent in the mud! Will definately be back next year- had great fun, cheers guys!
Alex |
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| Gav Taylor |
did anyone see our EmSpem touting for busines at the circuit this afternoon in her high heels and short skirt? | ||||
| club sec |
No but Les and JTW made the trip for that sole purpose. | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
ha i expect no less from them, shes a boody good looking girl!
cant believe I'm propping up the final championship table
do I get relegated to the B league now do i? |
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| Simon |
Selection of photographs from today's racing now up on my website. Use the following link if you want a butchers.....
http://www.srh-motorsport-photography.fotopic.net/c1615549.html Cheers, Simon. |
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| club sec |
Love those roostertails of spray and just how good is that exploding snow!
Spectacular, bravo, Simon. |
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| bob_mck |
good pics
I like the ones of cart 12 smashing through the snow |
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| EmSpem |
Sorry folks - I thought it'd be cancelled so I didn't turn up. It was all white where I was!! You lot must be insane - bet you were freezing! Feel cross I didn't try to go now but just looked at the state of the roads when I was out with the dogs and thought nah - it won't be on.
You'd have been disappointed anyway cos I'd have been in hiking boots, combats and ski jacket if I had have turned up
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| steaallan |
iy bob have to admit Car 12 Atilla (ahmed's brother) from scotland was missing the snow so he thought he would take some home with him | ||||
| skodaman |
That photo sequence of Atilla was awsome !!! If you notice, the second picture where he hits the snow, his rear wheel is lifted off the ground by the impact !!! Bring back Atilla! The championship needs more commitment like this !!!!! | ||||