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club sec

Pop Quiz hotshot

As the title suggests (or not) this is the movie lines thread, if you got the subject  title you know your movies. (Speed 1994 if you don't)

So here is an easy one to break you in

"Nuns, no sense of humour"!

I will keep score first to reply gets a point and is allowed the next go, crack on!
Gav Taylor

Highlander
club sec

1 point to mr T (crazy fool) your go......
Gav Taylor

easy one to get going

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
club sec

Nowt like keeping it short or easy, Gladiator of course, cracking opening scene.

My go?
club sec

A bit harder


" excuse me"!  "I believe I order the large cappuccino"!
Gav Taylor

So I married an axe murderer

peice of piss
Gav Taylor

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
club sec

Movie quote or statement?
Gav Taylor

Something my sister says to my mam every year for the last 5 years

(dont actually have a sister but if I did and she was as good looking as me (in a female way) I would be worried   )

Movie quote chris, final answer.
club sec

Doesn't sound like my kind of movie but I am going for father of the bride 2????????
Gav Taylor

weak,

if you were into your illegal film downloads you would know its actually Juno (released in the UK 8th Feb 2008)

So Ill let you off seeing as you abide by the law. (rare for a smog like but hey)
club sec

Weak, hang on *****CHICK FLICK***** alert! alert! what kind of limp wristed fellow are U?

No chick flicks allowed, post void try again, manly films only!
Sally

Son, your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash

(too easy)
club sec

Easy and gay.
Gav Taylor

club sec wrote:
Weak, hang on *****CHICK FLICK***** alert! alert! what kind of limp wristed fellow are U?

No chick flicks allowed, post void try again, manly films only!


I work with 6 women at work mate, all day, every day.

every now and again I catch the odd conversation one of which was the above quote.

They do have their uses tho I have used their diet tips to lose half a stone in 3 weeks   they also seem to know the calorific value of every f**king food under the sun.

Needless to say they are well pissed off cos Ive lost half a stone in weeks and they've been trying for months to shift a few pounds.

Answer: Top Gun
club sec

That's because women eat salad in public and chocolate at home!
Gav Taylor

Weak!  

Its all about dicipline to be fair.

I cannot help but think this comp is turning into a two horse race big lad.
club sec

"book them and they will come"
Sally

too easy waynes world 2


'light meat or dark?'
Forwardcharm.co.uk

Hey guys (and girl).  Hope you don't mind me butting in, Gav invited me over.  I'm a looong way from Stockton so my posts may take a while to travel up the M1 and reach you.

Anyway "light meat or dark" is from Evolution  
Sally

Took a while for a reply - congrats forwardcharm, your go!
Forwardcharm.co.uk

Fingers on buzzers...

"Whose car is that out front?"

"Mine.  1970 Pontiac Firebird.  The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"
club sec

Looks like forward charm has got everyone with that, so here is something to try whilst we all google for the answer!

http://www.ecurie25quiz.co.uk/
Forwardcharm.co.uk

How about another couple of quotes from the same character from the same movie to help things along:

Quote:
Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.


Quote:
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.


Quote:
Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
Forwardcharm.co.uk

Well I guess I broke that thread  

Let's try a different movie:

Quote:
Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness. If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us, I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory... and for our mutual pleasure... I destroy it utterly.  
club sec

I'm guessing your single...........
Forwardcharm.co.uk

Lucky guess  
Gav Taylor

I see Im a decent-ish 40th in the ForwardCharm Fantasy Rally Championship!!
Forwardcharm.co.uk

It's very tight around that area - you're only 50 points behind the top 20.  Still plenty of time to challenge for the overall win!
Gav Taylor

I'll do some strategy analysis over the summer break Jimbo, you've got a good following like, with 250+ teams mate...good work!!  

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