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| Gav Taylor |
Sexiest women in the World 2008Nominations are open Gents...Obviously pics are required to "prove" eligibility 
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| club sec |
Trouble is I am 35 and would be nominating in the 18-25 bracket which can come across as being a bit wrong since I am not Flavio Briatore!
Suppose I could vote the other way in the "MILF" catergory? |
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| Gav Taylor |
Your nominating the sexiest women in the world, what does your age have to do with it? Your simply putting forward who you think is the best women in the world. Age doesnt come into it. Yours or hers. 
As humans go it turns out that the finest female species are aged around 18-25 Dont feel guilty, pick your nominee and STAND PROUD cos your never going to nail her! 
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| club sec |
Not without causing  followed by  and then 
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| Sally |
 Would I?!!!! What about me? Who can I vote for? 
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| slippy |
Too difficult a question IMO it's like somebody asking you to name your favourite song or film it makes your head spin 
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| club sec |
Do "Girls Aloud" count as 1? | ||||
| Sally |
Only if I can have the full Rugby England Squad 
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| Sally |
(The male squad by the way, in case anyone was wondering my preferences) 
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| Gav Taylor |
Your better off going for the Football squad...they have a shit load more money for you to spend. |
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| Gav Taylor |
Yes. You would be having sex with the entity that is "girls aloud" it just happens to consist of several very fit women. next. |
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| Sally |
Footballers are wimps - falling over and crying if someone so much as breathes on them  - Ruby players are real men 
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| Gav Taylor |
Fair point. Anyway Sally we're still waiting to see your nominee for sexiest women in the world 2008. 
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| Sally |
If I had preferences to the females persuasion  I would have to say either Sandra Bullock or Charlize Theron (opposites I know but no one said I had to be picky!)
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| Gav Taylor |
I'm liking the Theron vote.
Good effort Sal! |
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| Gav Taylor |
Right then mine...
For shear lust and that friday night home from the pub when its all about just plain dirty my vote is given to 
for the run of the mill day to day stuff it would be this bird getting me my weekly shopping 
and last but not least I offer to you Miss Witherspoon who I've fancied ever since I watched Walk the Line 
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| slippy |
Slippy likes Holly Valance 
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| Gav Taylor |
Your post is nothing without your nominated pic big lad! |
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| slippy |
had a 'quick' trawl and decided on a classy photo insted of her in a bikini etc
HERE |
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| slippy |
FEW MORE CLASSY ONES HERE | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
for those of us too lazy to even press a mouse button once the pic Slippy nominated is below...enjoy.
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| slippy |
She's got that girl next door thing going on
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| Gav Taylor |
Damn right mate, in fact if she lived next door to me rather than the 50 year old grey haired cow with saggy tits and breath like manure I'd be more than happy to simply stare at her arse every morning. | ||||
| club sec |
Witherspoon! Noooooooooo! Can't stand the smug annoying cow. | ||||
| club sec |
For girl next door, may I introduce Miss Holly Willoughby.......
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| Gav Taylor |
I'd still love to f**k her tho! |
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| Gav Taylor |
not bad for a GND but wheres the tits? |
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| Gav Taylor |
Very well researched Slip lad!! |
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| club sec |
Gav's dream woman!!!!!!
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| slippy |
Annoying face and I bet she was spoilt as a kid (Don't know what I'm basing that on though) I'd still introduce her to Sgt Salami though and see if I couldn't teach her a lesson
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| club sec |
Rugby players, mmm....handsome 
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| club sec |
Annoying face and I bet she was spoilt as a kid (Don't know what I'm basing that on though) I'd still introduce her to Sgt Salami though and see if I couldn't teach her a lesson [/quote]
U STILL WOULD THOUGH...... |
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| club sec |
Here is one of Middlesbrough's finest........phwoar!
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| Sally |
I was thinking more along the lines of Johnny Wilkinson. And you might notice the absence of a picture.... That is because I have just done a google image search and ended up with naked well built men all over my PC. - That's my P45 in the post then
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| club sec |
Gav I have found your soul mate, a girl who like cars and drink and then more drink....Miss Lindasy Lohan or "Li-Lo" as she is also known.
sadly she tends to drink and drive, but play your cards right and you might get to see her "beetle bonnet" close up! Mind you all you need to do is a google search to see that, she really ought to be able to afford some pants.
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| Gav Taylor |
She would be if she could pour a proper pint!! |
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| Gav Taylor |
Will have a look on facebook for her Martini |
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| club sec |
Try a google search with the filter off. | ||||
| club sec |
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| slippy |
GENTLEMAN FILL THY BOOTS
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| steaallan |
girl next doorgirl next door i wish
***edited to correct your html Ste mate!*** |
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| slippy |
False knorks are a big no no for Slippy | ||||
| steaallan |
my nomination would be jeri ryan who was in shark although she looked better as seven of nine in startrek voager grrr
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| club sec |
More like "filthy boots"? |
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| club sec |
I am a bit concerned by the one and only entry under "Q"!!!! 
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| Gav Taylor |
Im charging my in room wifi to my company as I sit in this hotel room high above brum looking at SDMCs "candidates" I hope they dont call up the web audit trail tonight as the 24h access pass is going on my expenses as "google maps, nearest contemporary restaurants, motorway travel updates
good viewing tho boys! |
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| club sec |
Do your expenses also include a box of Kleenex?
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| Gav Taylor |
no box a johnnys...
posh w**k
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| steaallan |
nominationsas usual like last year joe the waiter hasnt put a nomination in! Getting worried lads? |
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| Gav Taylor |
Re: nominations
Very Steve. Very. |
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| club sec |
Some old boliers in the mix there too. | ||||
| steaallan |
old boilers ?you are not that young yourself marti wont be long before u get the zimmer frame out |
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| club sec |
Damn cheek.
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| slippy |
Howay man lets get back to posting pics of hot boilers
KIRSTY GALLACHER |
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| slippy |
CAT DEELEY
Hmmmm lapish
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| steaallan |
catcat deeley yse even though she is mental in real life absolute scream to speak to |
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| slippy |
Nee chebs like 
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| Gav Taylor |
Re: cat
good mates with her like Stevo? |
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| steaallan |
CATSPOKE TO HER ON TWO OCCASIONS A FEW YEAR BACK |
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| club sec |
Re: CAT
"Before the restraining order"! |
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| steaallan |
restrainingyep i had to get a restraining order as she wouldnt leave me alone pesky nympho's
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| club sec |
Good answer 
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| club sec |
Can I nominate this nice lady? Poor thing looks cold after being caught in the rain by the looks of it.
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| club sec |
Here is one for you
"Larger picture below"........ 
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| slippy |
Who's are they ? I mean who is she ? [/quote]
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| club sec |
kEELEY HAZELL, ALL NATURAL PAGE 3 GIRL, 32E. 
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| slippy |
Thought it was her but I wasn't sure as I've never seen her witha bra on
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| Gav Taylor |
I'll include it a quote so we can see her appear 3 times on this page Awesome rack!!!
Looks like that was scanned in from a picture you keep in your wallet Peacock!! 
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| club sec |
Nah, I took it this morning when she got out of the shower........
Yeah right! |
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| Gav Taylor |
Further research for the purposes of this thread is possible at: www.chickipedia.com
*** Sadly Sally mate, I cant find a similar one for our female members such as yourself to conduct your "research" awful awful shame I'm sure
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| club sec |
Dave might if you ask him? | ||||
| club sec |
An appeal. Sorry to change the tone of this forum to one more sombre.
In this modern age we all take for granted the simple luxuries and labour saving devices, but there are many less fortunate ones who have to endure true hardship Therefore would you all please give generously to assist poor people such as this young girl who cnnot even afford a proper bathroom.... 
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| Sally |
Female members such as myself? I'm it Gav, sorry, pretty much have been for the last 11 years or so (they come and go but don't stay) 
And you call that research?!! I saw the links for Hillary Clinton and Margaret Thatcher and got scared! (But if that's what your in to of course!)
Anyway, I've never understood this whole obsession thing with 'big norks' they're big, heavy, make running an extreme sport (black eyes are a killer) and make the seat harness a bugger to get on! 
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| Gav Taylor |
Indeed, she must be very hard up to use a dead parrot as a sponge!
A would spare her a drop of my tresemme no danger.
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| Gav Taylor |
I know you're the 1st (and only) lady of SDMC and lets face it, the whole sport is dominated by men. I salute you. As for the obsession with big lals...natural male attraction. Embedded deep into our brains since day 1 I reckon. You cant say big boobs dont look great!!! By extreme sport obviosuly you mean the beach running in baywatch?? |
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| club sec |
I was bottle fed, I rest my case. | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
same here.
seriously women who've been blessed with great t1ts should stand proud cos I reckon when they walk down the street theres a shitload of women who look on enviously as they carry around a couple of piss poor b or c cups! |
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| club sec |
Perhaps this is more like it then? 
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| slippy |
Sally for the record IMO shape is far more important than size, both is a heaven sent bonus
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| Gav Taylor |
Not neccessarily heaven old boy http://www.mya.co.uk/cosmetic-surgery/breast-enlargement.php
Though a must say I would go for hown grown any day of the week. |
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| club sec |
Are you tappin' up wor lass ?
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| slippy |
Not a fan of falsies
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| club sec |
Mrs P 100% real 
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| Gav Taylor |
How do you come to that conclusion like? although she is quite hot Martin mate!
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| Gav Taylor |
Are you sure your better half doesnt mind you discussing her lals on a public forum mate? Respect. |
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| club sec |
I am sure I will be getting this later  followed by a spell in the spare room.
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| Gav Taylor |
Thats a sacrifice im willing take mr Peacock.
Remember...TTIUWP!!
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| slippy |
I'll pop round and keep your side of the bed warm for her 
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| club sec |
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, 'ere (in the words of Teesside Tin Tin) This is getting out of hand! Time to turn the focus away from this and again remind everyone that Dave hasn't posted on this thread, and scarily Gav slept outdoors in a tent next door...........I can see it now broke back mountain II ,Jim Clark rally edition! | ||||
| Gav Taylor |
You're gonna get such a hammerring from your bird!!
Mint!! |
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| Gav Taylor |
Dave actually went to bed with a lit portable BBQ (seriously) how he didnt die from carbon monoxide posioning is beyond me. Meanwhile I threw a few more logs on the fire and continued smoking and drinking into the early hours. Even Rich, my mate from M-Sport went to bed as well leaving the Aycliffe hardcore to guard the camp. |
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| club sec |
Aycliffe posse.........RESPECT! 
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| Gav Taylor |
only thing was we slept in til about 12 and only caught one stage on the sunday, our gazebo had also blown away during the night and was in a mangled mess in the corner of the field. **tip one...dont take tesco value gazebos north of the border.** The campsite skip was full of them! |
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| club sec |
A bitlike the alleged "quality gazebo" Derek provided for the Xmas stages then!
And now for something completely different, well maybe not 
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| Sally |
I like this thread most flattery I've had in a long time!!! he he he he
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| Gav Taylor |
Put you money where your mouth is then Sal!!
lets have 'em for out for the lads!!
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| club sec |
FMEO
however, here are some to think about 
middle, right , left. |
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| club sec |
Is there only me left posting on here?
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| club sec |
before she went mental
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| Gav Taylor |
Quality not quantity my good man.
Im sure it wont be 5 pages long by Decemeber!!! |
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