bob_mck
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Stupidly High Car InsuranceI just did a daft quote on confused.com for a 2008 VW Scirocco GT and this was the result...
... and it got me thinking, whats the worst quote that people have ever got 
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Gav Taylor
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ha had some queer ones when i was getting quoted for a ferrari f430 with a (fake) DD conviction. yes I was that bored
all my scooby quotes to date have been over a grand 
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skodaman
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My Skoda insurance is shocking - £386.00 fully comp 
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club sec
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Well it is a Skoda.
VX costs less than that.
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steaallan
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well you dont want to get a v8 disco as that costs a whopping £180 fully comp but it does include greenlaning which by the picts of gavs latest activities he could do with
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club sec
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He'd only use the green lanes to go dogging.
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Gav Taylor
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| steaallan wrote: | | well you dont want to get a v8 disco as that costs a whopping £180 fully comp but it does include greenlaning which by the picts of gavs latest activities he could do with |
is that still legal these days ste?
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steaallan
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only just in a few special places not many left unfortunately
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club sec
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Are we talking green lanes or dogging sites?
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Gav Taylor
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green lanes I'd love to take a V8 down some 
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steaallan
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That’s up to you martin although some are used for both (so I have been informed  ) that lovely purring rumble through the trees early in the morning is certainly enthralling and exhilarating
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club sec
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Whatever floats your boat.
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Gav Taylor
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| steaallan wrote: | | That’s up to you martin although some are used for both (so I have been informed ) that lovely purring rumble through the trees early in the morning is certainly enthralling and exhilarating |
what from the rampant rabbit?
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club sec
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Poor connection on the Landy's interior lamp or secret "I'm ready" dogging signal? You decide.
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Gav Taylor
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I thought i saw a flick switch beneath the steering wheel today now you mention it Sec
so if anyone sees Ste looking like he's trying to find the g spot on his steering wheel column he's "just" flicking his dogging switch.
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bob_mck
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is the yellow flashing light for when hes desparate??
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Gav Taylor
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according to the Skelton guide to dogging...
" a yellow flashing light will be used to invite any participating dogger to engage in homosexual, usually male, fisting.
Favoured by the seasoned dogger this practice is seldomly put into practice, due to its extreme nature."
looks like Ste is an old timer in this game like 
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club sec
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Skelton? Who lives up there?
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Gav Taylor
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exactly
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Gav Taylor
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they do good dogging books though!
I believe the author has a sideline in lifeguarding. 
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bob_mck
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| Gav Taylor wrote: | they do good dogging books though!
I believe the author has a sideline in lifeguarding. |
have you bought one like??
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Gav Taylor
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dam right...life saver 
when you see Mumhowja from kenja coming over with a semi on one must play the "hazard" card
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