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Gav Taylor



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 PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:52 pm    Post subject: Joe the Waiters similie's thread Reply with quote Back to top

so far we have...

on the Xmas stages rally:  "Its like watching a marathon in a sports hall"

on using his Frontera to do a 12 car: "its like doing the London marathon in a bear suit"

does anyone know of any others??

possible over reliance of marathons perhaps.  



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 PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Using a camper for the WRGB was like "carrying a wingback chair into the stage, its nice to sit down but not worth the effort to carry it".
 
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Gav Taylor



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 PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

ah yes bob forgot about that one. Good similie however.  
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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Gav Taylor wrote:
I'd settle for quattro without the ALS like, just meant in general.

That'd be like turning down a BJ from a 21 year old swedish blonde because she had somet stuck in her teeth...wouldnt happen.


Gav talking about noises in the forest
 
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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

ha spending to much time at rallies with you mate. everything has to be a similie  
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 PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Gav Taylor wrote:
Its like breaking out a hannah montana kids lunchbox with a 2 pack of tesco sausage rolls and a bottle of panda cola in it at the Eton summer picnic.


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 PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Gav Taylor wrote:
Cant wait to hear the C4 flat out it sounds like Cruella De Vill trying to do a donald duck impression after 40 marlboro red's. Epic.
 
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 PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

joe_the_waiter wrote:
Gav Taylor wrote:
Cant wait to hear the C4 flat out it sounds like Cruella De Vill trying to do a donald duck impression after 40 marlboro red's. Epic.


and what a fine, fine sound that will be Mr Brownridge.

The Worlds best engineers developing the Worlds best rally car, driven by the Worlds best driver...truly a sight and sound to behold.

I'm in.



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